Being told I am right when I'm not, bullet pointed lists, discovering that the Benny from crossroads image I wanted to use on my profile actually looks like me, ELAs, FLAs, getting irritated with slow computers, marking, NLAs, not being told I am wrong when I am., Not having thought of the Arthur Daley gag before John Brooker, OLAs, Sandy Toksvig (in fact any pompous radio four comedian who believes their canned laughter), separating dislikes with commas, SLAs, slow computers, TLAs(three letter acronyms)